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The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."</div> <bR> <div> (Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 B.C.)</div> <bR> <div> ~     ~     ~     ~     ~     ~     ~     ~     ~     ~     ~     ~     ~     ~</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id44.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Joke Links"><U><I>Funny Daily Humor</I></U></A><I> </I><I>      </I><A HREF="id45.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funny Sites"><U><I>Funny Sites</I></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://www.jokeaday.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.jokeaday.com"><U><I>JokeADay</I></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <script src="http://www.jokeaday.com/cgi-bin/tagline.cgi?tagpunso"</div> <div> LANGUAGE="javascript"></div> <div> </script> </div> <bR> <div> <script src="http://www.jokeaday.com/cgi-bin/feed.cgi?free-dirty-wide" LANGUAGE="javascript"></script></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Nittskoff.com"><U><B>Back to Index Page</B></U></A><B>              </B><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#BFBF00" FACE="Times New Roman" > </FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#BFBF00" FACE="Times New Roman" ><A HREF="http://www.jpostmail.com/jpost/users/stevesilver" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.jpostmail.com/jpost/users/ste"><U>:-)</U></A></FONT></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>